Card Wars: The Phantom Balance

Travelling through the stars can truly be a joy. Excitement. Adventure. Romance.

But imagine this…


“Working for the Senate, your negotiations with the Trade Federation have failed.”

“Naboo is under attack.”

“You have helped the queen to escape, but lost your hyperdrive along the way.”

“Now you’re stuck on a small desert planet on the Outer Rim with some of the worst scum of the universe,”

“and you may not know it yet, but the trouble is just beginning.”


“If you go to Tatooine, make sure you bring some sunscreen,”

“your lightsaber,”

“and don’t forget your VISA card.”

“Because at Watto’s Junkyard,”

“Jedi mind tricks don’t work, and they DON’T take Republic Credits!”

“VISA – It’s everywhere you want to be!”

-9 Jun 2003

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