Travelling through the stars can truly be a joy. Excitement. Adventure. Romance.
But imagine this…
“Working for the Senate, your negotiations with the Trade Federation have failed.”
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![attack.jpg (12992 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/attack.jpg) |
“Naboo is under attack.”
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“You have helped the queen to escape, but lost your hyperdrive along the way.”
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![queen.jpg (10268 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/queen.jpg) |
![scum.jpg (18041 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/scum.jpg) |
“Now you’re stuck on a small desert planet on the Outer Rim with some of the worst scum of the universe,”
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“and you may not know it yet, but the trouble is just beginning.”
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![sith.jpg (13795 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/sith.jpg) |
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![desert.jpg (10087 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/desert.jpg) |
“If you go to Tatooine, make sure you bring some sunscreen,”
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“your lightsaber,”
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![lightsaber.jpg (10022 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/lightsaber.jpg) |
![visacards.gif (3754 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/visacards.gif) |
“and don’t forget your VISA card.”
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“Because at Watto’s Junkyard,”
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![watto.jpg (10205 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/watto.jpg) |
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“Jedi mind tricks don’t work, and they DON’T take Republic Credits!”
![mindtrick.jpg (25493 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/mindtrick.jpg)
“VISA – It’s everywhere you want to be!”
![visalogo.gif (3320 bytes)](http://www.probablynot.com/images/cardwars/visalogo.gif)
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-9 Jun 2003
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