EverQuest: Ishiro Goes to Cozumel

After 5 days of questing in the land of Cozumel, I have returned.
I must say, the experience in Cozumel is great, and the loot is awesome.
Hope to see you all soon.
Ishiro, Monk of the Sunburn Clan
Wielder of the mighty Dos Equis double fists
*Sol begins to cast a spell*
*Ishiro looks sleepy*
*Sol begins to cast a spell*
*Ishiro’s skin burns*
Ishiro shouts, “Any enchanters here that can cast Sunblock?”
Govido says out of character, “Sorry, I’m OOM, but if you move to the shade, the pathing here is messed up and Sol can’t attack you there.”
*Ishiro is burned for 20 points of damage*
*Ishiro is burned for 22 points of damage*
*Ishiro is burned for 20 points of damage*
*Ishiro is burned for 21 points of damage*
Ishiro says, “I made it. And look, he really can’t attack here.”
*Sol begins to cast a spell*
*Sol bursts into flames*
Ishiro shouts, “Any clerics with Aloe in zone?”
Govido says out of character, “Do a /who… no clerics in zone, but Aloe potions are availible in the Gift Shop.”
Ishiro says out of character, “Where is that?”
Govido says out of character, “Other side of the Pool, through the Lobby.”
Ishiro says out of character, “Thanks!”
Ishiro says, “Hail a bartender!”
A bartender says, “What can I [make] for you senor?”
Ishiro says, “I’ll have a beer.”
Ishiro says, “Make me a beer.”
Ishiro says, “What can you make?”
A bartender says, “We have [mixed drinks], [beer], and [soda].”
Ishiro says, “What beer?”
A bartender says, “We have [Dos Equis].”
Ishiro says, “I would like a Dos Equis.”
A bartender says, “Only guest of the hotel may have drinks. If you are a guest, hand me a Bracelet of the All Inclusive and you can have your drink.”
(Ishiro hands bracelet and 5 pesos to a bartender)
A bartender says, “One moment senor. Here is your drink.”
Ishiro has gained experience.
Ishiro’s standing with ThePoolBartenders has gotten better.
Ishiro’s standing with TownBartenders has gotten worse.
Ishiro shouts, “Shit! How am I going to raise TownBartender faction? I plan to drink alot by the pool.”
Govido says out of character, “When you buy anything your faction with CozumelCitizens goes up, and whatever you buy raises specific faction with those venders.”
Ishiro says out of character, “Thanks again. You know alot, you been here long?”
Govido tells Ishiro, “Aye, been camped here for 2 weeks looking for a rare spawn.”
Ishiro tells Govido, “Mind if ask what you are after?”
Govido tells Ishiro, “A named bellhop who drops some cool stuff.”
Ishiro tells Govido, “You mean Luis? I heard they nerfed him. He was dropping too much and moved his loot to a tougher hotel zone.”
Govido tells Ishiro, “Really?!? Crap.”
*Govido begins to cast a spell*
*Govido fades away*
(Ishiro hands bracelet and 5 pesos to a bartender)
A bartender says, “One moment senor. Here is your drink.”
Ishiro has gained experience.
Ishiro’s standing with ThePoolBartenders has gotten better.
Ishiro’s standing with TownBartenders has gotten worse.
Mario shouts, “TRAIN!!”
Skip says out of character, “He’s training from the upper floors to the pool! Clear the way!”
Steve shouts, “I aggro’d The Manager! Train to the beach through the pool!”
Ishiro shouts, “Go to the street! The pool is too low level!”
Steve says, “Too late.”
*The Manager hits Steve for 242 points of damage*
*The Manager hits Steve for 246 points of damage*
*The Manager hits Steve for 193 points of damage*
*The Manager hits Steve for 221 points of damage*
*Steve has been slain by The Manager*
*The Manager begins to cast a spell*
*Ishiro looks weak*
Ishiro shouts, “Manager to beach!!”
*The Manager hits Ishiro for 245 points of damage*
*The Manager hits Ishiro for 243 points of damage*
*Luis hits Ishiro for 15 points of damage*
Ishiro tells Govido, “Luis popped!”
*The manager hits Ishiro for 258 points of damage*
*Sol begins to casts a spell*
*The manager hits Ishiro for 239 points of damage*
*Ishiro is burned*
Govido shouts, “I got Luis! Run for the Ocean dude!”
*The Manager begins to cast a spell*
*Govido writhes in pain*
*Ishiro has gotten better at Swimming! (142)*
*A jelly fish begins to cast a spell*
*Ishiro is poisoned*
*A jelly fish pierces Ishiro for 10 points of damage*
*A jelly fish pierces Ishiro for 11 points of damage*
*A jelly fish pierces Ishiro for 15 points of damage*
*A jelly fish pierces Ishiro for 9 points of damage*
*Pain and Suffering hits Ishiro, but misses*
*Ishiro died*
*Returning to bind point*
LOADING… PLEASE WAIT.
*Welcome to Hartsfield International Airport*
Ishiro shouts, “I need a port back to Cozumel for corpse retrieval!”
….

-2 Jun 2003

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