The weather begins to warm up and that means yard work. Â Last year we plowed up a large chunk of the back yard and planted grass since previous actions had ruined most of it. Â (Pro tip: putting a large tarp on a section of your yard for a couple of weeks actually kills all the grass under it.) Â The grass has done very well and I look forward to doing a bit of reseeding to fill in the few patches here and there that exist. Â With the chunk of grass out of the way, the next phase begins, which is tree removal.
Now, I like trees. Â I hate pine trees and sweetgum trees. Â The reasons I hate those two sorts of trees is as follows. Â Pine trees are very tall, provide no useful shade, and shed pine straw and pine cones, neither of which I want in my yard. Â Leaves are fairly easy to clean up with a rake or a blower. Â Pine straw is a pain in the ass to clean up, which is probably why people use it for ground cover, since it sticks to the ground so well. Â Sweetgums, on the other hand, have these little tiny smaller-than-a-golf-ball sized pine cones which I prefer to think of as booby traps. Â They drop off the tree, hide in the grass, waiting for you to come along barefoot and cripple you. Â These nefarious trees bring us to our topic: chainsaws.
Cutting down trees with a chainsaw is awesome… as long as you judge the height of the tree properly and you don’t destroy your fence. Â I haven’t destroyed my fence yet, and don’t plan to, but I am fully aware that it could happen. Â Eventually I’ll have to pay someone to come get the big pines because I’m not about to scale a hundred foot or taller tree and begin taking it down in sections. Â For now though, I’m taking down all the little ones. Â But I’ve come to realize that despite being in decent shape and actually working out daily, managing a chainsaw requires a completely different set of muscles than pretty much everything else in my live. Â After a short period of cutting, my arms feel like jello from the strain and vibration. Â The yard is getting clear, however, so the price is worth it.
I can’t wait to borrow the neighbor’s chipper to cut up all these branches. Â Also, since we’ll have so much wood we can’t chip, I’m thinking we’ll need to have a whole bunch of bonfire parties.