Yeah… you, the guy who just quit out of our Burnout Paradise Freeburn. Look, I know you want to get all 350 of the Freeburn Challenges completed, we all do, but some of us don’t quit just because the guy in charge picked a challenge we’ve done before. Hang around and chat and have some fun instead of being the assbag everyone is now calling you because you quit.
You do realize that we talk about you when you leave, right?
Yeah, and some of us even rate you poorly on Xbox Live. Ever wondered why your carefully crafted star rating is suddenly plummeting? Yeah, that’d be us.
If we confronted you, you might try some excuse like, “I had to take a break from gaming” but we know you’d be lying, because, Xbox Live lets you see all the people you’ve recently played with on your friends list, so we can see that you dropped our game, without a word I might add, and hopped in to another game, because the list shows that not only are you playing Burnout Paradise still, but you are Freeburning (and it even gives us an option to join the session you are in, not that we would, because you are probably just going to leave again).
So, next time, how about not being a cock and sticking around to play. You might even try asking the host to pick particular challenges. You never know, he might listen.