I skipped last week because A) I was at Dragon*Con, and B) I hadn’t seen any of the movies. The funny part is, all three movies (All About Steve, Extract, and Gamer) are ones I wanted to see. I’ll catch them on DVD for sure. Anyway, on to this week…
Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself:
I’m a big fan of Taraji P. Henson, but even she can’t get me excited about a Tyler Perry movie. Nope.
A remake of sorts of The House on Sorority Row. Now I love me some scary movies, but I do prefer them at home, where its quiet and I can have the lights off and cuddle under a blanket with the wife and help her hide from the really scary stuff. I got a pass to see this one at a screening, but I had a work emergency and was unable to attend. So I guess I’ll be waiting for the DVD.
Bring a jacket. No, seriously. For one, temperatures outside are dropping a tad, but it’ll be weeks before theaters adjust their air conditioning properly, and also this movie does a really fantastic job of showing you the coldest place on Earth. If you are even mildly suggestible, the movie is bound to make you shiver. The story here is about a US Marshal, played by Kate Beckinsale, who handles the law in the region and is just days away from leaving when someone finds a body. Essentially, this movie is an action/mystery film following the Marshal as she tries to find out who did it and why, all under a deadline and the threat of an oncoming storm. Overall, it was a good solid movie that I really enjoyed watching.
If I were to rate this movie on its visuals alone, I’d gladly give it an “A”. However, once you include the bland, unsurprising and ultimately disappointing story, this movie can’t be given more than a “C” … or to go on a numeric scale, 9 is a 5 at best. Most of this has to do with how it ends, which is fairly lame and mildly confounding. It doesn’t make sense. Two things people should know before going to see this film: 1) It is not for kids, really, it is not. Don’t take them, they probably won’t enjoy it. 2) Lots of advertising is tagging this movie as a Tim Burton film, and technically it is, however, he did not direct it and he didn’t write it, he only produced, and the result is that 9 is missing Burton’s touch. If I hadn’t seen this for free, I’d be demanding my money back.