Want to know what really happens in chat rooms? The Parlor. (Not Safe For Work)
One of my favorite Reno 911 sketches.
Rollin’ with Bob Saget. (Not Safe For Work)
Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.