Most of the last week or so, I’ve spent it partaking of the Love is in the Air events all around Azeroth. Â LiitA (not to be confused with Lita or Lita) is World of Warcraft’s version of Valentine’s Day. Â There are a series of daily quests where you can spritz people with perfume/cologne or throw bonbons at them, give a lovely charm bracelet to the leaders of the cities, and there is an investigation line of quests that leads to a daily involving fighting some guys and blowing up a wagon. Â If you are over level 75, there are other quests, but I’m not, so I haven’t seen them.
In any event, I’ve been doing the single daily item I can do, the spritzing or beaning people with bonbons, and then keeping my eyes and ears open for people selling the charm bracelets (which I cannot make because you have to kill people to get charms). Â I earn the Love Tokens very slowly, but I’ve earned enough to buy a couple of rewards.
I’m very disappointed in the dinner suit that men get. Â Women get a dress, which looks more like nÃ©gligÃ©e, that is quite sexy. Â Men, on the other hand, get a dinner suit, that actually looks more like pajamas. Â Not sexy pajamas, but a lame button down shirt and pants combo that I’m pretty sure people don’t actually wear except on TV shows. Â Why can’t men get a suit that looks more like a bare chest and sexy boxer shorts?
Of course, I suppose I can’t complain too much. Â I mean, it could be worse…
I know, I know, your eyes, your eyes. Â Have a scouring pad for your brain. Â It won’t help. Â Trust me.
Level 19, and handing out charm bracelets to world leaders… Â Ain’t love grand?