for wasting 3D on a film not worth seeing
I went an saw Beowulf in 3D and I liked it.Â I saw Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3D and I loved it.Â In Fly Me to the Moon they went for the gusto and used the absolute most 3D they could possibly cram into every single scene and I hated it.Â There were so many things going on on so many levels that it physically hurt my eyes to watch some scenes.
If that weren’t enough, the movie itself was boring, the plot had giant holes you could launch the Space Shuttle through, and it wasn’t even very funny.Â Unlike other kid’s movies, like those from Pixar, there is nothing in Fly Me to the Moon to appeal to the adults who go see the film with their kids.Â In fact, most adults will probably be bothered, like I was, by the inane story and aforementioned plot holes.
The entire film seemed like a bunch of ideas thrown together to use 3D and mesmerize toddlers with pretty colors.Â But don’t think just because the movie is aimed at kids that your kids will love it.Â If you go see it in a 3D enabled theater, your kids will need to wear the glasses for the whole 84 minutes, and if the population of my theater is any indication, half of kids will “ooh” and “aah” and laugh at the funny flies, while the other half cry at all the things coming at them from the screen.
All in all, I really, honestly, can’t recommend this film to anyone.