Card Wars: The Phantom Balance

Travelling through the stars can truly be a joy. Excitement. Adventure. Romance.

But imagine this…

“Working for the Senate, your negotiations with the Trade Federation have failed.”

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“Naboo is under attack.”


“You have helped the queen to escape, but lost your hyperdrive along the way.”

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“Now you’re stuck on a small desert planet on the Outer Rim with some of the worst scum of the universe,”


“and you may not know it yet, but the trouble is just beginning.”

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“If you go to Tatooine, make sure you bring some sunscreen,”


“your lightsaber,”

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“and don’t forget your VISA card.”


“Because at Watto’s Junkyard,”

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“Jedi mind tricks don’t work, and they DON’T take Republic Credits!”
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“VISA – It’s everywhere you want to be!”
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-9 Jun 2003

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