I’m going to level with you.
I’m going to be honest with you in a way that none of your friends will.
Honest in a way that even your family has yet to attempt.
No matter how much money you spend, no matter what kind of tires, or head lights, or tail lights, or spoilers, or decals, or hub caps you put on. No matter what kind of stereo you put in. No matter how often you wash and detail it. No matter how much effort you put in. No matter how hard you try. You are still driving a 4 door Honda Civic.
You are not cool.
Quit lying to yourself.
This vehicular delusion intervention has been brought to you by probablynot.com, because frankly, we don’t like you.